What Sassy Ate Today

Wall trim. Not like, wallpaper trim, but actual wooden trim that she must have torn off the wall. But here’s the tricky part… we don’t know where it came from. She was in the living room, which is green. The trim she ate was green. But we can’t find any spot where trim is missing on our walls!

Stupid dog.

Things I’ve Learned from Derby #2…


-who took this pic? Marc? Tom? Dr. X?

Don’t get on the bottom of the pyramid, when you, and everyone on top of you, is beyond drunk at the after party. It will collapse multiple times before solidifying, and your shoulder will hurt a lot the next day. (I’m the one in the purple hat, natch)

Things I’ve Learned from Derby #2…


-who took this pic? Marc? Tom? Dr. X?

Don’t get on the bottom of the pyramid, when you, and everyone on top of you, is beyond drunk at the after party. It will collapse multiple times before solidifying, and your shoulder will hurt a lot the next day. (I’m the one in the purple hat, natch)

Things I’ve Learned from Derby #2…


-who took this pic? Marc? Tom? Dr. X?

Don’t get on the bottom of the pyramid, when you, and everyone on top of you, is beyond drunk at the after party. It will collapse multiple times before solidifying, and your shoulder will hurt a lot the next day. (I’m the one in the purple hat, natch)

What I’ve learned from Roller Derby

If you forget to wear your pants/shorts/skirt to practice, no one cares if you skate in your panties. In fact, your team mates will praise the fineness of your 30lbs (!!!!)thinner ass and encourage you to wear said boy panties during the bout.
And if you’re a roller derby girl, you probably will…
EDIT- Also, I should add that this is the second time in two weeks that I’ve forgotten my pants at practice. What the hell?????

What I’ve learned from Roller Derby

If you forget to wear your pants/shorts/skirt to practice, no one cares if you skate in your panties. In fact, your team mates will praise the fineness of your 30lbs (!!!!)thinner ass and encourage you to wear said boy panties during the bout.
And if you’re a roller derby girl, you probably will…
EDIT- Also, I should add that this is the second time in two weeks that I’ve forgotten my pants at practice. What the hell?????

What I’ve learned from Roller Derby

If you forget to wear your pants/shorts/skirt to practice, no one cares if you skate in your panties. In fact, your team mates will praise the fineness of your 30lbs (!!!!)thinner ass and encourage you to wear said boy panties during the bout.
And if you’re a roller derby girl, you probably will…
EDIT- Also, I should add that this is the second time in two weeks that I’ve forgotten my pants at practice. What the hell?????

Decisions…

The bout is days away, and I have not made a decision on OctoKitty.

Risk fate and keep him here, or look like a stalker and send him to Neil?????

Decisions…

The bout is days away, and I have not made a decision on OctoKitty.

Risk fate and keep him here, or look like a stalker and send him to Neil?????

Decisions…

The bout is days away, and I have not made a decision on OctoKitty.

Risk fate and keep him here, or look like a stalker and send him to Neil?????