Ready for this one? A pen!!!
First off, I can’t EVER find a pen in my house when I need one! How the heck did she?
Second, does she not realize that jewel cases, pens, and coke tabs can KILL HER?? What the hell dog? She is seriously the dumbest animal on the planet!
I am now off to google puppy insurance plans, in the event that she needs to have major surgery to remove my Honda from her stomach or something.